WordPress Spam

SpamOne of the most amusing aspects of having a blog on your website is comment spam. You know all those comments about how awesome your post is and how there aren’t enough writers out there who write with your heart and passion . . .

We do occasionally get really useful comments and will happily publish comments and link back to people who have something genuinely useful to say – like Richard at the Cookie Collective.

However, most comments we get are complete nonsense. We were particularly delighted with this piece of constructive criticism:

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at. “WordPress Seo Plugin”

:) Love it.

If you get this comment on your blog please ignore it – this is not good SEO advice, it is spam. If you want good SEO in your WordPress blog use Yoast.

Even more important, please please, don’t approve spam comments. We have a client who was approving comments on her phone and didn’t realise that they were full of nasty links to other websites. Spam comments are funny but they may also harm your online health. Warning over.

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What is an “inbound” link?

An inbound link is one from someone else’s website to some content on your website.

simple inbound link diagram

This is good because if that someone has a a popular website, then prospective customers may follow the link.

From Google’s perspective, the number of these inbound links to your site and the authority (or trustworthiness) of the sites which link back to your site are a good indicator of how trustworthy your site is and therefore how high up Google’s results pages your website should rank.

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What is an “outbound” link?

An outbound link is one which points from one (or more) of your web pages to a piece of content that is on a different website.

simple outbound link diagram

These outbound links are used so that people can easily find their way to important nuggets of information on other parts of the internet.

Because we typically only link to sites we can trust, when we link to another website we are effectively telling Google to trust that site too.

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What is anchor text?

When people are talking about links (if you don’t know what a link is you can find out by clicking here) they often talk about something called anchor text.

Anchor text is the bit of text that you click to follow the link. Because the text effectively ‘holds’ the link in place on a page, it is described as anchor text.

Anchor text often gives you information about the page you will land on when it’s clicked, for example – Noisy Little Monkey’s Google Plus Page is a link to our Google+ page. Neat, huh? Click here takes you to the same page, but the anchor text isn’t descriptive of the landing page.

Since descriptive anchor text is the most useful for people, it seems that Google tries to use it to understand what a page is about. To see how important the words you use as anchor text are, type click here into a Google search. The site that has the most links that use the anchor text “click here” is number one in the results, which right now is the page for Adobe Reader.

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What is a reciprocal link?

The term “reciprocal link” describes the practice of exchanging links between two or more websites. A ‘you link to me, I’ll link to you’ type situation.

simple reciprocal link diagram

This practice is often employed in the misguided belief that Google will rank both sites higher. At best, this is simply a waste of time. At worst, Google may penalise your site because you are employing spammy techniques.

Reciprocal links should only be employed when there is a genuine relationship between the two sites, for example  – we link to Bison Grid all the time, because they make awesome online applications and they link to us because we’re ace at online marketing. Our business services complement each other, so each business recommends their customers to use the other.

Online, this relationship is underpinned by the fact we talk to each other on Twitter, we both like each other’s Facebook pages,  we run seminars together… Google is able to see all this activity which demonstrates our ‘real world’ relationship and Google can also see that we’re not linking our sites to get more ‘Google juice’.

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What is an “internal” link?

An internal link is a link from one part of your website to another part of your website.

simple internal link diagram

The main menu on your website is probably a good place to find internal links to other pages on your website because typically, all the links in your main menu will point to internal pages.

These internal links are used so that people can easily find their way to important nuggets of information buried deep in your site.

Google also looks at these internal links to try to understand which parts of your website you believe to be most important. So, try not to have a link to your Terms & Conditions in the footer of every page on your website as this might lead Google to believe it’s the most important page on your site because you’re always linking to it!

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What is a “linking domain”?

A “linking domain” is the main address (often where the homepage lives) of a website that has a page (or more) which links to your website.

For example, our friends at TXM Recruit link to us from this page: http://www.txmrecruit.co.uk/about/partners.aspx

Therefore the linking domain is www.txmrecruit.co.uk because that is the domain that holds the page links to our website.

If there were hundreds of pages on www.txmrecruit.co.uk which all linked to www.noisylittlemonkey.com it would give us hundreds of inbound links, but only from one a linking domain.

Diversity of linking domains

It makes sense to have links from a wide variety of domains to demonstrate to Google that your website is trusted by a number of different organisations.

Neighbourhood of linking domains

If you’re considering using a “Search Engine Optimisation” (SEO) company to build links for you it’s worth remembering that the best way to get quality links from trusted websites is by having unique, fresh, well researched content. If your website is only talking about your products and services, then an SEO company is only going to be able to build links from sites that will link out without checking the quality of the web page they are linking to. These sites often link to anyone and everyone who asks, for a fee. They’re often called link farms.

We’d recommend you avoid link farms and any SEO company that recommend you use them, because:

  • The value of the link that points to your site are greatly reduced because link farms contain so many outbound links.
  • Link farms often also link to adult websites, websites that include profane, juvenile or gross content or poorly maintained websites that may have security vulnerabilities which makes them a danger to browsers
  • It’s reasonable to think that probably, Google can see all these links pointing at you and if lots of them are in a dodgy neighbourhood, then maybe your website isn’t one that should be trusted either.

You don’t need an SEO company.

As we say, produce unique, interesting, helpful content for your customers. Then people will link to it without needing an SEO company. Simple!

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What is a link?

A beginner’s guide to web links

We’ve been asked a question on our Facebook page about links and why they may or may not be important to a website’s position in Google’s results (AKA “SERPs”), so we’ve put together a number of definitions that will help you understand links – particularly if you’re just starting out on the journey of marketing your business online.

We’ll start with the basics:

What is a link?

A link is a part (or parts) of a web page that you click to go somewhere else. “Somewhere else” may be another part of that web page, another page on that same website, or another website entirely.

If links are contained in a portion of text they are often underlined in blue: like this.

But links can be contained in images, video and all manner of things.

Basically, anything you can click on a website which takes you to another place is a link.

Here are some useful links for your next steps…

What is anchor text?
What is an internal link?
What is an outbound link?
What is an inbound link?
What is a reciprocal link?
What is a linking domain?

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Introducing SEO Pack

A well-priced, reliable, good looking website that is optimised for search to perform well on Google

SEO Pack box of tricksLike all great ideas, it came to us over a cup of coffee one morning.  Jon does loads of seminars for organisation like BRAVE in Bristol and the North Somerset Enterprise Agency; he does them because he loves SEO and small businesses but hates people being ripped off with bad advice.  He also likes to talk and wave his arms around in front of an audience . . .

However, having given them a half day of brilliant advice, most people want a website that works and isn’t too expensive, and we just didn’t have anything to offer them.  Admittedly we know loads of brilliant marketeers, designers and coders, but add them all together and it’s hard to quote for a website that costs under £5,000.

With our corporate clients, we always recommend using WordPress for their blogs and the news sections of their website.  It’s easy to use, reliable and loved by Google.  Add to that mix some coffee and a creative 15 minutes and SEO Pack was born.

SEO Pack is a low cost, cut down version of Noisy Little Monkey’s on-page SEO services built into a WordPress template site.   We take your online marketing objectives and what you like design wise into consideration and then recommend one of the many WordPress themes available.  We then customise that theme using your copy and images, building in the search term research as we go.  Once we’ve done the customisation, then the site is handed over to you with training, lots of useful reference materials and details of your Google Analytics account.

It’s called SEO Pack because it’s a package of information and services, not just a website.  We’ve taken frequently asked questions and answers, translated them out of geek-speak and into a form that will enable you to take control of your website.

SEO Pack costs £2,000 +VAT, or just £100 a month for two years, and for that you have a website, fully optimised for search that you can update and add to yourself (otherwise known as fully content managed website).

If you need additional services – like design, consultancy or additional training – then there is a pick and mix of additional services available.

Find out more about the SEO Pack

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What are SERPs?

SERPs (when you’re talking about search engines, NOT pensions) stands for Search Engine Results Pages.

Want to see an example?

Click this link and you’ll see the SERPs for the query noisy little monkey - You’ll be sent to Google UK in a new window.

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