Five Reasons Why You Shouldn't Attend Digital Gaggle
Published onApr 5, 2018byClaire Dibben
When it comes to plugging Digital Gaggle, you'd probably expect us to list out a load of reasons as to why you should attend the amazinginspiring unmissable digital marketing conference. Well, here at Noisy Little Monkey we like to do things a little differently.
In the list below, you'll find a whole load of reasons why we think you shouldn't attend the event. Yep, you read that right. Here goes nothing…
1. You'll end up with a ton more work to do because you'll be SO inspired by the talks.
Quite frankly, you’ll be busy! We've handpicked the speakers so expect the best in the business and be ready to be inspired by their pearls of wisdom and expert industry knowledge.
If you don't want to be inspired by all Digital Gaggle has to offer and are terrified of being snowed under with the extra workload from all your amazing new ideas, then this event is definitely one to avoid...
If you’re curious, you can check out the full line-up of speakers here.
2. You’ll probably upset your boss because you're going to want to do lots of new radical stuff and make them look bad.
One thing is for certain, you’re going to leave with not only tons of new ideas but a bundle of new ways to make your business’ digital marketing better. Let’s face it, you'll probably make your boss look bad.
You’ll get access to tons of free advice too. To give you a flavour, Gregg Latchams will be there to help you wrap your head around all things GDPR (it wouldn’t be a 2018 marketing conference without the buzzword of the year ey!), plus you’ll have the chance to get your hands on a slice of 200 hours of #FREECreative, courtesy of T&S Creative Communications!
3. Definitely don’t come if you've got heart problems or are pregnant - we're going to give you lots of sugar, coffee and alcohol!
Buffet lunch on arrival, free beer at the after party (thank you Branded3), surprises in goody bags, plus tea and coffee in abundance (we’re British after all!)
These are some solid reasons NOT to come along to Digital Gaggle - free food and beer is the worst 👎
4. You'll probably want to leave your job to find an office with a view like this…
M-shed is our home next Thursday and with a view like this, you'll probably never want to return to your place of work.
The view from M-Shed, courtesy of M-Shed (obviously...)
5. You don't have a sense of humour - there'll be a lot of jokes, perhaps at your expense if Jon is speaking.
Like you, we’re bored of the overly-salesy, rigidly corporate marketing events that have been popping up over Bristol.
Digital Gaggle is different from these. We don’t take ourselves too seriously and the event is informal, fun and has a real community feel to it. There’s not even a dress code – result!
So, if you’re all about those stuffy corporate conferences, next Thursday at M-Shed probably isn’t the place for you.
Wait? You still want to come?
If the free beer, goody bags, best in the business speakers, relevant topics and fantastic views haven’t put you off, you’re in luck.